Posted 1 month ago
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jakemalik:

the more sad I am, the more cream cheese I need on my bagel

(Source: hi)

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

Me on trial for your murder.

Me on trial for your murder.

(Source: freshjoericci)

Posted 1 month ago
sweet-tea-in-the-tardis:

amijusttumblinalone:

candyredterezi:

kitten-burrito:

How do you know?  Did you actually offer it some?



Man, some people aren’t fit to own Wiis.

I guess you could say they aren’t.. wii fit.

did you just

Sit the fuck down.

sweet-tea-in-the-tardis:

amijusttumblinalone:

candyredterezi:

kitten-burrito:

How do you know?  Did you actually offer it some?

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Man, some people aren’t fit to own Wiis.

I guess you could say they aren’t.. wii fit.

did you just

Sit the fuck down.

(Source: instagrim)

Posted 1 month ago
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yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

Posted 1 month ago
phdebaecque:

If you flip a photo of bats hanging upside down, they look like they’re having a wicked dance-off.

phdebaecque:

If you flip a photo of bats hanging upside down, they look like they’re having a wicked dance-off.

Posted 1 month ago

skepkitty:

bonsaifiasco:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES

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LOOK AT THIS

WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES

i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just

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that is the face of a broken man

this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post

Posted 1 month ago

heatmor:

literally what the fuck is pitbull even talking about

(Source: heatmor)

Posted 1 month ago

bynce:

Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
Me: image

Posted 1 month ago

breakfastburritoe:

obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA

Posted 1 month ago

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

(Source: sovji-moved)

Posted 1 month ago

uglyaustralian:

if you ever feel bad just remember that my aunty had three boys and then tried for a girl and got twin boys

(Source: uglyaustralian)